guizhou:

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thekingwizard:

One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. 

This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove. 

adrimnzr:

gnome7:

adrimnzr:

mami-san….

your eyes

are an ocean

your breasts

are also an ocean

and much like the pacific and the atlantic, they are far away from each other.

hEY NOW THAT’S JUST MEAN

jaxtheripper13:

World’s Best Bartender :)

This guy has some serious talent like stop what your doing and watch this . You will be amazed.

xuunies:

idk whats quite happening here

evil-sherlock-holmes:

phantom-stalker:

buggyeyes:

sassygayamon:

docezio:

thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo:

politoed:

puellaloki:

some frickin weird circus boy with goggles breaks into a psychic summer camp thing and just runs around in peoples minds

some dumbass with spikey ass porcupine hair and a blue suit becomes an attorney and has a hippie for a assistant

theres this scientist guy and i guess all he could find was a crowbar so he works with that and he like whacks some aliens around or some shit. there arent even any tits

some undead skeleton knight that mumbles has to find and destroy a wizard and has to collect a bunch of cups while doing it

some asshole runs around in a stupid ass cape with knives pretty much superglued to his wrists i mean come on who even does that

This elf dude or whatever has to save the world and rescue this princess chick with a magic potato-shaped flute and make sure this crazy redheaded dude with a huge nose doesn’t get the magic triangles. Also puzzles.

Basically you’re this tiny ass dragon who has to drag around this other tiny ass dragon who barely helps you at all in some sort of quest or something because you’re stuck in this necklace thing that holds you together or something idk, and you break crystals and help moles and discover some dumb story about your dragon friend person and stuff. 

so basically you and a bunch of other lame-ass people have to solve this murder. and there are like six suspects and six rooms and six murder weapons and you need to like secretly select three cards for the murderer, the room, and the weapon and everyone needs to guess who it is through elimination. yeah there’s not a lot of deduction going on here what the fuck. and why couldn’t the victim have done it? makes no sense.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

thesafarizone:

by きゅうび

malepartus:

New desktop.

(Source: torasora)

ghosti:

mrtankstarr:

ghosti:

BRO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Why is there Ramen in the fridge.

isnt it obvious

you gotta keep your food

cool